104 definition by Justicewithtacosandweed

The Monkey and Rabbit Theory is a metaphor used to describe the ongoing battle and relationship between sexual humor and gross potty humor in TV Shows, and Movies.

Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.

Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.
Watched a comedy show. It had potty humor and sexual humor. Wasn’t sure what to think of this show. Kind of confusing.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 08, 2018

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The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.

Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.
Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.

Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.
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To suddenly get into a pursuit while shopping cart racing in a store, that involves heavy use of security guards chasing you in order to stop you from shopping cart racing.
1: That was a great race huh?
2: You bet! Oh shit, security guards! Hurry move MOVE MOVE!!
3: Hopefully they didn’t set up the Roadblocks by now. We can probably escape this security pursuit!
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The fetish to anything that is fleshy, or fleshy or big and holdable in nature other then the breasts and buttocks.
1: I had dated this girl and we had sex and she started loving my calves, and then my nose, and biceps.
2: Oh, she’s a total fleshy flesher.
1: I kind of like this though.
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Someone who snoops on everyone’s business to everyone they see. Someone who is desperate for attention or interaction.
1: Hey dude what’s going on?
2: Not much man just getting some jolly ranchers.
1. Can I have some?
3: OHHHHhoohohoooohoo can I have some? I like jolly ranchers cause of how sweet they are and how they are literally a treat when they-
1: Dude. Stop shwabing around when we’re trying to talk about something. You little shwaber!
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Someone who is a serial social media poster. They post all over the place on every board, every page, and reply to as many comments and posts as they can to the point where they end up most of the time annoying people.
Why is my phone blowing up with so many notifications at once?
Ah it must be a postergeist.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 08, 2018

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