Definitions by Justicewithtacosandweed
Shwaber
Someone who snoops on everyone’s business to everyone they see. Someone who is desperate for attention or interaction.
1: Hey dude what’s going on?
2: Not much man just getting some jolly ranchers.
1. Can I have some?
3: OHHHHhoohohoooohoo can I have some? I like jolly ranchers cause of how sweet they are and how they are literally a treat when they-
1: Dude. Stop shwabing around when we’re trying to talk about something. You little shwaber!
2: Not much man just getting some jolly ranchers.
1. Can I have some?
3: OHHHHhoohohoooohoo can I have some? I like jolly ranchers cause of how sweet they are and how they are literally a treat when they-
1: Dude. Stop shwabing around when we’re trying to talk about something. You little shwaber!
Shwaber by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Fleshy flesher
The fetish to anything that is fleshy, or fleshy or big and holdable in nature other then the breasts and buttocks.
1: I had dated this girl and we had sex and she started loving my calves, and then my nose, and biceps.
2: Oh, she’s a total fleshy flesher.
1: I kind of like this though.
2: Oh, she’s a total fleshy flesher.
1: I kind of like this though.
Fleshy flesher by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Security Pursuit
To suddenly get into a pursuit while shopping cart racing in a store, that involves heavy use of security guards chasing you in order to stop you from shopping cart racing.
1: That was a great race huh?
2: You bet! Oh shit, security guards! Hurry move MOVE MOVE!!
3: Hopefully they didn’t set up the Roadblocks by now. We can probably escape this security pursuit!
2: You bet! Oh shit, security guards! Hurry move MOVE MOVE!!
3: Hopefully they didn’t set up the Roadblocks by now. We can probably escape this security pursuit!
Security Pursuit by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Yummy treat
A girl or guy who is so sexy, physically sexy, and so sweet and nice in personality. They’re literally perfect for you.
Guy: Hey girl how are you?
Girl: I’m great how about you?
Guy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too. You look great and I like your hair.
Guy: I think you look great as well.
Girl: Wanna go out tonight?
Guy: You are such a yummy treat girl! I want to spend my whole life with you!
Girl: I do too. You’re such a sweet person.
Girl: I’m great how about you?
Guy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too. You look great and I like your hair.
Guy: I think you look great as well.
Girl: Wanna go out tonight?
Guy: You are such a yummy treat girl! I want to spend my whole life with you!
Girl: I do too. You’re such a sweet person.
Yummy treat by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Ass Seasoning
The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.
Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.
Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.
Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.
Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.
Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.
Ass Seasoning by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Serial Jacker
Someone’s who masterbautes 5 times or more per day. They are often bored and have nothing else to do and have a really large sex drive.
1: Have you heard about John?
2: What?
1: He’s a serial jacker and hasn’t left the house in days. I wanna go visit him to see how he is.
2: What?
1: He’s a serial jacker and hasn’t left the house in days. I wanna go visit him to see how he is.
Serial Jacker by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Monkey and Rabbit Theory
The Monkey and Rabbit Theory is a metaphor used to describe the ongoing battle and relationship between sexual humor and gross potty humor in TV Shows, and Movies.
Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.
Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.
Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.
Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.
Watched a comedy show. It had potty humor and sexual humor. Wasn’t sure what to think of this show. Kind of confusing.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.
Monkey and Rabbit Theory by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018