Captain Jack

A German eurodance duo from the 90s that consisted of Franky G, and Liza De Costa. They created music that was based on military training. (Crowd call-backing.)

They still continue to make music to this day, but they use modern EDM instead of classic Eurodance. They are not the same due to having numerous replacements, along with the main member, Franky G passing away in 2005 due to kidney failure.
Franky G; Hey-oo Captain Jack!
*crowd repeats.*
Franky G: Bring me back to the railroad track!
*crowd repeats.*
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Long Island

Someone who is literally of every race imaginable. White, Black, Hispanic, Asian, Middle Eastern. It originates from the cocktail of the same name.

Unfortunately it can be used as a derogatory term and some people might not take it well.
Wow he sure does look nice. I wonder what he is?
He could be half white half black I don’t know.

He has evey feature of every race it’s hard to tell.
He’s probably a Long Island most likely.
He looks like a great friend!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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Monkey and Rabbit Theory

The Monkey and Rabbit Theory is a metaphor used to describe the ongoing battle and relationship between sexual humor and gross potty humor in TV Shows, and Movies.

Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.

Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.
Watched a comedy show. It had potty humor and sexual humor. Wasn’t sure what to think of this show. Kind of confusing.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 08, 2018
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Cake

A girl or boy who is so sexy and hot in every possible way and a total sweetheart who’s a good friend to you and never lets you down
I met this girl named Katie. She’s a great girl and I am going on a date with her tonight. She’s so nice so kind, I love her smile her thick body. She’s literally a fucking cake! She even said she wants to come over to my house aftewards tonight! I am literally crying tears of joy!
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Heat

The ultimate revival of something that has been dead for a while.

Originating from the success of Need For Speed Heat.
Are you ready for the summer bash this year?
Uh. It was fuckinf lame last year!

Don’t worry. It will be a Heat this year! I heard they invited more people.
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Easter bunny

Someone who serial bar hops in a single night and are really good at acting not drunk so the bartenders will serve them more.
He was a total Easter bunny he literally blackout in the street next to the Rusty Bird Cage.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018
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Bait crate

When you chug an entire bottle of something really fast but you don’t finish it.
Johnny: I was at my buddy’s function last night and to excite the festivities, I decided to do a bait crate. It was scary cause I almost nearly blacked out that night.
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