Justicewithtacosandweed's definitions

Ass Seasoning

The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.

Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.

Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.

Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Rhino

To frame someone you don’t like by making them look a pedophile or rapist in order to make life give them a hard time. (Get them fired, hated by everyone, etc.) Usually done out of retaliation or trolling as well.

Originating from the SWAT Truck that rams you in pursuits in Need For Speed: Heat and Payback.

I hope the daycare hires me after my wife was trying to rhino me all because I didn’t make it to my daughters birthday party. It may be too late. That’s what happens when you get rhino-ed.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019

Tail lover

Someone who wears ponytails a lot. Almost like Ariana Grande’s sibling.

I am a total tail lover cause my hair is always in my way.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

nfsu360

The creator of mods for Need For Speed games and the forefather or the Need For Speed modding culture.

Person 1: nfsu360 has just made map mods of Rockport and Palmont for Carbon and Most Wanted!
Person 2: They are literally gods!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Cog

Someone who’s a workaholic and can’t take a joke.

Originating from the antagonists of the same name from the online video game ToonTown Online.

Harold: Hey man wanna go out to Delco’s?
John: Sure, but I have to finish my work.
Harold: I deleted everything off your computer. Sorry!
John: What?! Are you FUCKING SERIOUS! I WILL BEAT YOUR SHIT!
Harold: Don’t be a cog man, just take a break.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 15, 2019

The euro effect

A special feeling you get from listening to eurodance songs, watching at eurodance music videos or a lot of media that’s often times European or Canadian that gives a feeling of inspiration despite being completely cheesy.

It can be achieved in any kind of media since most European media has a similar layout of theme.

I like The Euro Effect because it’s unique and it’s not like the stuff today. It’s not too modern but not too outdated. It’s cheesy but perfect.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Shwaber

Someone who snoops on everyone’s business to everyone they see. Someone who is desperate for attention or interaction.

1: Hey dude what’s going on?
2: Not much man just getting some jolly ranchers.
1. Can I have some?
3: OHHHHhoohohoooohoo can I have some? I like jolly ranchers cause of how sweet they are and how they are literally a treat when they-
1: Dude. Stop shwabing around when we’re trying to talk about something. You little shwaber!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018