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Definitions by Justicewithtacosandweed

Shop Speed Festival 

A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.
I saw on a flier that there’s an shop speed festival somewhere in town. Wanna join?

Easter bunny 

Someone who serial bar hops in a single night and are really good at acting not drunk so the bartenders will serve them more.
He was a total Easter bunny he literally blackout in the street next to the Rusty Bird Cage.
A girl who is literally in the shape of an 8.
Sheesh how do you get a body like that?
That’s an 8 Girl dude.
8 Girl by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018
Someone with ridiculously curly hair and a large and curvy thick body. Originating from the Canadian animator or the same name.
That girl is a total yeagar walking down the street.
Yeagar by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

Early humor effect 

The act of putting major adult innuendos and adult humor in a children’s show to the point where children growing up knowing more than just only stereotypical kiddie stuff.

Shows like the American animated TV series, Spongebob Squarepants, have this kind of humor.
The early humor effect is so amazing I wish all modern shows today had it than just gross fart jokes and potty humor which isn’t really funny.

Shopping Drift Trial 

A type of shopping cart race that takes place like where shopping cart racing is supposed to place in. A store, or a mall, and it’s either a circuit or sprint where you have to drift constantly by yourself the whole race in order to achieve your personal longest drift chain without stopping.

The more you drift, and the faster you go, the better you do. If you come into contact with the walls, your drift ends, and you will have to start the event all over again from the beginning.

This can be done alone, or with friends who take turns keeping track of each their drift chains.
I did a Shopping Drift Trial by myself at Walmart and I did the best drift out of all my friends on my shopping cart racing gang.

Sunny butt 

Someone who is always happy and smiley and no matter what always brightens your day.

I know this is literally a fucking cringey definition but oh well.
1: How’s it going it sunny butt? You always make me happy
2: Are you derranged?