Justaguy31's definitions

Modern Women

Before I start off and define, this is not every single women. AGAIN this is NOT every women. A women that has low self esteem, no integrity or their own mind. They are also desperate and can also be spotted doing cringed tik toks about nothing just for attention.

NOBODY:
Completely no one on earth:
Modern women who probably has aspergers : Pokes her ass out and does stupid dance while pointing to caption+Insert insanely random thought.

by Justaguy31 December 14, 2021

Dodge Charger

To get absolutely spanked by Camaros, Corvettes or Mustangs. Don’t get me wrong, the Dodge Charger is a great car but it’s a little chunky and their drivers have as much IQ as a Yugo’s hp ratings (close to none).

Yeah this one lady in a Dodge Charger pulled up to me during a red light and decided to race me in her 3.6 pentastar… but I have a cammed 350 sb so I pretty much obliterated her. Then she looked surprised when she did her flyby past me lmao.

by Justaguy31 November 23, 2021

Taiwan

A country.

Taiwan was founded in 1895 has it’s own government and elects it’s own officials, it’s own military and has it’s own flag so there for it is it’s own country.

by Justaguy31 November 28, 2021

Virgin vs Chad

A plethora of memes made by 12 year olds that all follow the same format; Virgin something I don’t like vs Chad what I like. It used to be a joke but these days it’s the meme equivalent of saying “if you like this, then you’re a fag but if you like this… then you have a big dick!” type of mentality.

Chud un-ironically takes Virgin vs Chad memes seriously even though they’re not true at all and exist for entertainment purposes.

by Justaguy31 February 15, 2022

Scammer

Usually some middle eastern or Indian sounding guy claiming to be Microsoft or apple or the Nigerian prince.

Scammer: Ok but first before I give you your $100,000 I need you to buy a $500 iTunes card and send it at this email;

by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021

Gymshark

Tell me you take sarms or steroids without telling me or lying that you’re a natty.

That’s just a stereotype yes. But it’s a stereotype for a reason bc guys who wear Gymshark are infact according to a study, more likely to be enhanced, spray tan & grease themselves as well as going to planet fitness just to check themselves out hoping girls are noticing them.

by Justaguy31 November 29, 2021

Astrology

Fake. No you’re not rude because you’re a Aries or Scorpio or whatever the fuck astrologers say.

I’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please take me back!

No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt.

Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.
Guy with brain; Ight Imma head out (leaves date)

Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick
Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok!

by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021