Definitions by Just another ordinary person

television 

A source of good and bad media!!!!! Unfortunately, as humans we have no choice but to watch the idiot box!!!!! It consumes 85% of our entire lives!!!!!! We have to watch television for 85% of each of our lives because that is the ultimate equalizer!!!!!

I am going to sit down and watch TV, I'm sorry television, for the rest of my fucking 85% entire LIFE!!!!

television by Just another ordinary person June 20, 2013

Close Call 

When something bad (usually near death experiences) happens because you are doing something you shouldn't be doing.

Man, I had about twenty close calls this past year because I have been smoking all this time. A person like me was never supposed to smoke in the first place. WTF!!!!!

Close Call by Just another ordinary person June 20, 2013