Just Another Retarded Anon's definitions

nofap

A community where people go to wallow in self-pity and brag about their "addiction".

It does help some people with their real life endeavors, but only through the superficial validation and amnesty for all of their wrongdoings. Nofappers believe that nothing they have ever done is their fault, because they are afflicted with the "addiction" of masturbation.

Needless to say, the subreddit is full of depressed people.

NoFap is ironically the biggest circlejerk on Reddit.

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 7, 2016

Intel Core i5 6600K

The most dank CPU for gamers.

Gaming doesn't benefit from i7s. The very reason people bash i5s is the reason so many "gaming" PC manufacturers use the i7 in the first place. They use up all their budget on the i7 and then proceed to skimp on the graphics card and add a GeForce 220, resulting in an absolutely terribly-performing, plastic, and LED-encrusted machine. They know the first thing you'll be looking for is an i7 because that's what's advertised the most (and the rest of the machine suffers as a result). Don't fall for popular media - the Intel Core i5 6600K is one of the most solid, stable, and long-lasting chips money can buy. For multi core optimized software, streaming and rendering in general, the higher core/thread count on the FX 83xx and i7 series does matter however.

by Just Another Retarded Anon November 2, 2016

PC Master Race

The term was coined satirically, but (un)surprisingly it's become a real circlejerk on Reddit.

A bunch of children who believe themselves to be incredibly intelligent and enlightened simply because they begged their parents to buy them a $1000 graphics card.

Building a PC is not mentally challenging and if you think it is, then you, my friend, are among the "peasants".

Common PC Master Race posts:

"DAE consoles suck?!??!?!!???!!!11!!one"

"muh gtx 1080!"

"Intel i7 or go home"

"I'm a virgin, but I have enough RAM to fuck multiple girls at once"

"I'll probably get mine watercooled"

"Is it strange that I jerk off to my graphics card?"

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 26, 2016

Windows Ten

A shitty mediocre operating system by Microsoft. Pretty much all of its "features" are directly recycled from Windows 7 OR are designed for those who couldn't be trusted to screw in a light bulb. Oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!

They'll know who you are!

Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Ten!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016

Reverse Fleshlight Ass Fuck

As the name subtly implies, this is a masturbatory act consisting of putting your fleshlight where the sun does not shine.

Soloman was bored at work, so he excused himself to the lavatory then Reverse Fleshlight Ass Fuck.

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016

Fraternity Man

An insecure, narcissistic, vain, binge drinking, freeloading, chain smoking sack of shit. Has no actual desire to be educated. Generally views sex as the be-all end-all of life, and as such, devotes most of his time towards nailing as many drunk women/men as possible. All while wanting people to believe that he is intelligent and studious when in actuality he is anything but.

Elliot Rodger is a good example of a "Fraternity Man"

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016

Fraternity Man

An insecure, narcissistic, vain, binge drinking, freeloading, chain smoking sack of shit. Has no actual desire to be educated. Generally views sex as the be-all end-all of life, and as such, fraternity "men" devote most of their time towards nailing as many drunk women/men as possible. All while wanting people to believe that they are intelligent and studious when in actuality they are anything but.

Elliot Rodger is a perfect example of a "Fraternity Man"

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016