Increde

Increde; A mobility scooter used to transport those with testicular cancer. (noun)

Incredes; To truly become one with the mobility scooter. To go on a transformative journey beyond the physical act of riding. It's a profound merger of human and machine, leading to a new state of being where the limitations of the body are transcended and the world opens up in ways previously unimaginable. (verb)

K) Mommy! Can I have some Frack Needle?
M) No honey, not until He Incredes!

He Who Incredes) Here I Increde! I Increde will all my might.

by Jungle Fungus September 11, 2025

Frack

A suspicious stew made entirely of crushed up Bibles, 2 American flags, 1 British flag, 7 plastic bags of cocain, blood from the founder of WhatsApp, 7 of Elon Musk's hair folicals, 4 goat heads, and the decomposing body of Moby Dick.

The doctor made a Frack Needle using some Frack.

by Jungle Fungus September 10, 2025

Frack Needle

A needle that is filled to the brim with Frack. It is intended to be injected into schizophrenic patients. It is often consider "The Holy Juice". It has the ability to revive plants, animals, and one etcetera.

B: Hey, Johnny! Want some Frack Needle?
J: Of course!

by Jungle Fungus September 10, 2025

Prostate Examination

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Did you hear about my Prostate Examination? It caused the world eternal damnation!

by Jungle Fungus September 11, 2025