Jungle Fungus's definitions

Komodo Dragon

The anal sex position in where the receiver is clumsily crawling around on all fours while flicking their tongue out, while the penetrator attempts to follow them around and still have sex at the same time.

"You guys ready to do the Komodo Dragon?"
"Hell yeah!"

by Jungle Fungus March 22, 2026

Throat Liquids

The liquids that accumulate in the esophagus after a night of gay oral sex.

"Yo! You wanna swap Throat Liquids?"

by Jungle Fungus March 22, 2026

Mitocumdria

The owerhouse of the testicles.

"Today, we will be learning about the Mitocumdria!"

by Jungle Fungus March 22, 2026

Jiggle Flaps

Flaps that jiggle in the wind. Usually found on the lower half of your body near your Gongaloogapus.

A: Do you want to play with my Jiggle Flaps?

by Jungle Fungus September 20, 2025

Prostate Examination

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Did you hear about my Prostate Examination? It caused the world eternal damnation!

by Jungle Fungus September 11, 2025

Increde

Increde; A mobility scooter used to transport those with testicular cancer. (noun)

Incredes; To truly become one with the mobility scooter. To go on a transformative journey beyond the physical act of riding. It's a profound merger of human and machine, leading to a new state of being where the limitations of the body are transcended and the world opens up in ways previously unimaginable. (verb)

K) Mommy! Can I have some Frack Needle?
M) No honey, not until He Incredes!

He Who Incredes) Here I Increde! I Increde will all my might.

by Jungle Fungus September 11, 2025

Frack Needle

A needle that is filled to the brim with Frack. It is intended to be injected into schizophrenic patients. It is often consider "The Holy Juice". It has the ability to revive plants, animals, and one etcetera.

B: Hey, Johnny! Want some Frack Needle?
J: Of course!

by Jungle Fungus September 10, 2025