Anything that holds together a critical assembly, such as a main roter on a helicopter. If the nut, bolt ect. in question fails then the equipment will catastrophically fail and everyone in/around it will be on their way to see Jesus.
by Jumpingrat September 04, 2008
Get the Jesus nut mug.A simple solution to a complex dating dilemma: Joe asks Cindy out on a date. Cindy agrees on the condition that Joe will find a date for her mentally retarded cousin Patti. Joe hasn't gotten pussy in 972 days, so he lies to his good friend Bob and says that Patti is a super hot nympho with no gag reflex. Bob is elated until the date, at which time he discovers that Patti is not as advertised. Bob has standards and will not lay pipe in Patti's retarded twat, but he is a good friend and knows that Joe has not seen pussy for 972 days so he does what any good friend would do... Bob calls in his doppelbänger - who takes one for the team - allowing his good friend Joe to FINALLY see a patch of snatch, Cindy is overjoyed that her horny, helmeted cousin finally got some trouser snake, and everyone goes home happy!
Tommy: I heard you banged out Yeasty Yolanda at the party last night!
Bob: Ohhh HELL NO! I had to call in my doppelbänger to do the dirty deed.
Bob: Ohhh HELL NO! I had to call in my doppelbänger to do the dirty deed.
by Jumpingrat October 29, 2019
Get the Doppelbänger mug.To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.
Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"
by Jumpingrat September 02, 2008
Get the I don't give half a fuck mug.An uncontrolled, poorly contained and always catastrophic bowel movement. Usually the chuncky runs. So bad that even heavy pants can't hide the mess. Food poisoning or a very disagreeable meal are two main culprits for a blowout.
In line at the McDonalds:
Joe: "Oh Jesus, Oh..."
Mike: "What? What's wrong?"
Joe: "That toddler in front of us."
Mike: "Toddler? Oh my, fuck .. Oh the smell."
Joe: "Hey lady! Your little crotch dropping seems to have had a blowout."
Joe: "Oh Jesus, Oh..."
Mike: "What? What's wrong?"
Joe: "That toddler in front of us."
Mike: "Toddler? Oh my, fuck .. Oh the smell."
Joe: "Hey lady! Your little crotch dropping seems to have had a blowout."
by Jumpingrat September 14, 2008
Get the Blowout mug.Large labial lips. May hang down like two flesh curtains, hence the "beef" part. Usually pretty dryed up and very nasty.
by Jumpingrat December 09, 2008
Get the beef curtains mug.When a big dick meets a not so big vagina. It's not how much got in but how much was left dry in the wind, never getting wet.
Joe: How did it go last night with the skank you met?
Jim: Well it went ok I guess. I still had about 4 dry inches to go when she said it hurt.
Joe: Man 4 dry? that sucks dude.
Jim: Well it went ok I guess. I still had about 4 dry inches to go when she said it hurt.
Joe: Man 4 dry? that sucks dude.
by Jumpingrat November 01, 2010
Get the Dry inches mug.A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008
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