Jumpingchaos's definitions

smart Hollywood model

Fictional character. No such puppy exists

I met a smart Hollywood model, she was trying to find the gas tank on her Tesla

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

popo I.D. check

When you lose your I.D . And bring the popo with you too the pawn shop to hock your girl friends speakers

I had the popo I.D. check at the pawn shop today. Had them vouch for my identity as I hocked his sister's speakers

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

female dentist

No definition. They don't exist

Female dentist!? No such thing exists

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint

Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

My family and sorority

Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

popo so cute

When you sorority sisters try to intimidate you by sending their family members who are police officers to harass you

Those girls at it again. Now I can sue metro police department as well. Those popo so cute

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

a true Brittany

The hottest girl in town. Who constantly ignores you. Steals your girl friend. And laughs all the way to the bank. And it's really smart to. Dammit

See that boss bitch over there. The one standing next to a true Brittany.

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024