Jumpingchaos's definitions

isn't there a height requirement for Police

Obviously not looking at this mini Chad

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

popo casserole

Getting the popo to go on a snipe hunt

I really fed those frat boys some popo casserole

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint

Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

national public radio

The lefts answer to Fox news

Does God really listen to national public radio? Hell nah, he has forsaken then for being so thirsty

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

good hair vs Bad hair

Great place to troll for trout

That bar is full of good hair vs Bad hair angst

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

wrong wrong wrong

A true way of defining a females logic

Did she just try and make sense about her daughter!? Wrong wrong wrong!! That beauty is cray

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

unilateral disarmament

A myth brought to you by your government

They offered unilateral disarmament. So we nuked the dumb chickens who wants chicken wings

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024