Definitions by Jumpingchaos

Jackie's husband 

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint

Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience

Jackie's husband by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Jackie's green bean salad 

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

Jackie's green bean salad by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

momma's spicy greens 

Why the whole family is busy flushing after Sunday dinner

Hurry up in the bathroom jerk! We all had momma's spicy greens damnit

momma's spicy greens by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

dedloaferlights

Thirsty gay men who won't listen when you say no

That fool gonna be dedloaferlights next time he follows me into the bathroom. No means no thirsty bitch

dedloaferlights by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

wrong wrong wrong 

A true way of defining a females logic

Did she just try and make sense about her daughter!? Wrong wrong wrong!! That beauty is cray

wrong wrong wrong by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

a true Brittany 

The hottest girl in town. Who constantly ignores you. Steals your girl friend. And laughs all the way to the bank. And it's really smart to. Dammit

See that boss bitch over there. The one standing next to a true Brittany.

a true Brittany by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

trick shot model

Model or diorama representative of a model who can play basketball

Did you see that model dunk that basketball! Now thats a trick shot model !

Now can someone please tell her Tesla's don't have gas tanks

trick shot model by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024