217 definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

turdingham

A building built using dried, hardened turd

They have opened a new turdotherapy centre in turdingham palace

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Cuntbucha

A Kombucha culture gone bad, with moldy growth or nasty smell

To mask the nastiness, Mohammed was adding flavoring substances & stuff to batch of cuntbucha he was selling. The authorities found this out & shut him down.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

turdskiing

Skiing downhill a pile of turd

Ana went turdskiing in skidrow

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

Turdmeric

A spice loved by butt burglars

Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021

Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ)

A total score derived from a set of standardized tests or subtests designed to assess human cuntelligence

Cuntisha has a Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ) of 222
That truly is off the charts

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 11, 2020

turdmary

1) a herb that makes you dumb as a turd

2) a batch of rosemary gone bad

3) Rosemary grown using turd compost

Jim why did you bring a bunch of turdmary from the farmer's market?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

Snortmas

When your friends gather to snort coke on Christmas because your long time drug dealer offers Christmas discounts

We are celebrating snortmas on 25th & everyone is invited!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021