Cuntasur

Cunt + Asur
Pronounced cunta-sur (Cunt Demon / Demonic cunt)

Asur / Asura (असुर) is derived from Sanskrit, meaning demon

Sam was out in the woods looking for a bigfoot, instead he met a cuntasur

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

stuck in a rut

a settled or established habit or course of action, especially a boring one and needing to change

Urban Dictionary's '30 trending words' list maker bot is stuck in a rut, changing only the dates & nothing else, not actually checking what's really trending. The list hasn't changer in maybe over 2 months.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021

Cuntstriction

Vaginismus (spasm) or constriction which may require surgical reconstruction of vagina

Natasha is suffering from cuntstriction after getting repeated bouts of nasty STIs

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

turdwinder

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Assmeralda

Assmeralda is a bubbly butt, big booty girl who loves anal sex more than anything else. She can only orgasm from anal. She is the perfect anal queen.

Hey is that Esmeralda over there? She is my Assmeralda

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Lucknow girl

Priyadarshani Narayan Yadav of Lucknow, who violently assaulted an innocent cab driver on a traffic intersection in front of hundreds of passerby as well as the traffic police, stopping the vehicular traffic & creating a huge spectacle. She stole his money, destroyed his mobile phone & slapped him 22 times for no reason while he sucked it up exercising extreme restraint, saying, if you were a man I would retaliate. The video is viral all over India & has attracted significant global attention. Lucknow girl is worse than 100 Karens combined.

People are demanding that Lucknow girl be put behind bars for aggravated assault, robbery & destruction of someone's possessions.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 07, 2021

Jinping Pox

COVID-19 pandemic

Believed to be initially spread by a fart after a certain dumbass asian ate some infected bat soup & farted. The first ever human to human transmission is believed to have occurred when his attendant happened to have sniffed the infected fart.

Jinping Pox has not yet been eradicated

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020