Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

FuckDonald

A chemical believed to be present in french fries made by McDonalds that keeps Donald Trump's hair from falling out as claimed by Trump, a fucking idiot.

Dotard is thinking about buying himself a jar of FuckDonald. He can apply it daily to his orange plume to prevent it from falling out.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Creepmas

Creepy Christmas, when one of those creepy Christmas legends become true

Krampus: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Creepmas!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021

Cuntogram

a graphical representation of readings taken using a cuntometer

The library has a vast collection of cuntogram from the victorian times

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Turdistador

Hernan Cortez & his fellow turds that conquered Mexico & other parts of Americas

16 century turdistadors were primarily driven by greed

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Cornsequences

Consequences of corn subsidies

Cornsequences of corn subsidies to farmers leads to corn availability at price lower than production cost. This leads to high fructose corn syrup being used in all processed foods increasing burden of chronic diseases. It also leads to small mexican farmers being unable to compete with large american producers & death of diversity of the highly diverse varieties of traditional mexican corn farming leading to large scale monsanto corn monoculture

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020

putineshwar

A Nepali boy, named after Putin with a Nepali twist

Teacher: Putineshwar stop bullying your classmates, you can't just throw your weight around.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society

Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020