Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
Get the Turdy McTurdfacemug. Damn I just have 6 hours left for revision before the test & here comes the turdbuckle! Fuck off turdbuckle!!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021
Get the turdbucklemug. Frobscottle is a green-colored fizzy drink, where the bubbles go down instead of up. This is the cause of Whizzpoppers (which are farts)
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020
Get the Frobscottlemug. A guy who likes to abduct & stab turds. He is employed by London Sewerage System & likes to sneak into public restroom looking for as many floating turdmarine as possible. His family believes this is his way of releasing steam, and that if this was taken away from him he might start stabbing people & their pets. He is a serial turdstabber.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 31, 2021
Get the Turd Bundymug. A cunty aggregate of fundamental principles or established precedents that constitute the legal basis of a polity, organisation or other type of entity and commonly determine how that entity is to be governed.
Every crazy power hungry politician that has ever lived has mused at some point about writing his own cuntstitution for his own gain
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
Get the Cuntstitutionmug. by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Get the Cuntervalmug. Derived from Julab / જુલાબ / जुलाब which means a purgative
A muslim who works his entire life in a factory that processes plant derived purgatives. He is awarded the title of the most reliable employee for 35 years of service.
A muslim who works his entire life in a factory that processes plant derived purgatives. He is awarded the title of the most reliable employee for 35 years of service.
Matt: I am getting a colonic cleanse
Esmeralda: Well why don't you ask your neighbor Julabuddin to get you some free stuff
Esmeralda: Well why don't you ask your neighbor Julabuddin to get you some free stuff
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021
Get the Julabuddinmug.