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Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

putineshwar

A Nepali boy, named after Putin with a Nepali twist
Teacher: Putineshwar stop bullying your classmates, you can't just throw your weight around.

cuntamaran 

A catamaran that will not behave properly because of many design flaws
Joe is selling his old beat-up cuntamaran. Would you like to buy it?
a compound word, turd + dimwit

a person who has the IQ of a turd
Jason: Here comes the turdimwit

turdkey baster 

There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.

turdmary 

1) a herb that makes you dumb as a turd

2) a batch of rosemary gone bad

3) Rosemary grown using turd compost
Jim why did you bring a bunch of turdmary from the farmer's market?

turdbuckle

a piece of turd that keeps everyone around him/her tense
Damn I just have 6 hours left for revision before the test & here comes the turdbuckle! Fuck off turdbuckle!!
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