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My capuchin monkey Jack is a turdpelter
by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 15, 2022
Get the turdpelter mug.Muhammedasur (मुहम्मद + असुर = मुहम्मदासुर also known as मुहम्मद-पैगंबर) is a demon mentioned in मुहम्मद पुराण, an lesser known ancient puranic text, who sows seeds of hatred, hypocrisy, anger, confusion, intolerance, pedophilia, violence etc. etc. etc. in the minds of a third of the world's population during the reign of king Harshavardhana (हर्षवर्धन) of Vardhana (वर्धन) dynasty. He is described to be 'a demon' from 'the lands to the west' whose influence would last on the minds of people few millennia after king Harshavardhana's death. Chinese traveler Xuanzang, born in present day Henan travelled to Kannauj & quoted मुहम्मद पुराण & मुहम्मदासुर in his travel diaries & the terror it would later create in the minds of the descendents of Harshavardhana's subjects for many millennia to come.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 07, 2021
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by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 09, 2020
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Kids, gather around, it's story time, let me tell you the tale of the hideous monster Jinpingasura. Once upon a time, in a far off land, there lived a hideous monster Jinpingasura..... (kids are engrossed in the story...)
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Folks over at BP were exploring the horizons of how deep they can land in deepshit trying to save some money. The deepshit horizon oil rig exploded as a result of some shitjob that landed them & many more in deepshit!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 23, 2021
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