Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

crapril

crappy april

crapril sees an explosion of chinavirus cases

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

turdbuckle

a piece of turd that keeps everyone around him/her tense

Damn I just have 6 hours left for revision before the test & here comes the turdbuckle! Fuck off turdbuckle!!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

turdmary

1) a herb that makes you dumb as a turd

2) a batch of rosemary gone bad

3) Rosemary grown using turd compost

Jim why did you bring a bunch of turdmary from the farmer's market?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

turdkey baster

a turdshake squirted out of a turkey baster

There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

turdimwit

a compound word, turd + dimwit

a person who has the IQ of a turd

Jason: Here comes the turdimwit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

cuntamaran

A catamaran that will not behave properly because of many design flaws

Joe is selling his old beat-up cuntamaran. Would you like to buy it?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 22, 2021

putineshwar

A Nepali boy, named after Putin with a Nepali twist

Teacher: Putineshwar stop bullying your classmates, you can't just throw your weight around.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021