Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Cuntvoy

a bunch of vehicles escorting cunty ladies

They are planning a picnic. Cuntisha will be leading the cuntvoy

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

burp polish

When someone burps on any surface & shines it with a piece of cloth. Derived from Boot polish.

Farty Sam is burp polishing his car windscreen & mirrors

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Cuntogram

a graphical representation of readings taken using a cuntometer

The library has a vast collection of cuntogram from the victorian times

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society

Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Turdistador

Hernan Cortez & his fellow turds that conquered Mexico & other parts of Americas

16 century turdistadors were primarily driven by greed

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Creepmas

Creepy Christmas, when one of those creepy Christmas legends become true

Krampus: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Creepmas!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021

putineshwar

A Nepali boy, named after Putin with a Nepali twist

Teacher: Putineshwar stop bullying your classmates, you can't just throw your weight around.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021