Misturd

A suffix, derived from Mister, abbreviated Mr. & usually used for any person who is a piece of shit.
Misturd Roger, you need to get the fuck out of this building premises before I decide to shoot you
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 05, 2021
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Turd Bundy

A guy who likes to abduct & stab turds. He is employed by London Sewerage System & likes to sneak into public restroom looking for as many floating turdmarine as possible. His family believes this is his way of releasing steam, and that if this was taken away from him he might start stabbing people & their pets. He is a serial turdstabber.
Here goes Turd Bundy, watch out!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 31, 2021
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Dildomer

A polymer with desirable physical properties for cheap & safe, mass industrial dildomaking that can be safely used anywhere from Death Valley to Antarctica
Dildochusetts Institute of Technology (DIT) has developed dildomer with amazing physical properties
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 20, 2021
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Macuntosh

Cuntifying brilliant creation of Steve Jobs by his gay succesor
They just launched a new Macuntosh with Apple silicon
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Cuntstitution

A cunty aggregate of fundamental principles or established precedents that constitute the legal basis of a polity, organisation or other type of entity and commonly determine how that entity is to be governed.
Every crazy power hungry politician that has ever lived has mused at some point about writing his own cuntstitution for his own gain
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 11, 2020
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assmati

It is a variety of rice that is believed to have been developed by crossing basmati with some unknown variety. It was supposed to be more fragrant than basmati, but it ended up smelling like ass.
Bitches lets cook up some cheap ass assmati & make some cheap ass sake
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 13, 2021
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spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.
Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
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