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Cuntvoy

a bunch of vehicles escorting cunty ladies
They are planning a picnic. Cuntisha will be leading the cuntvoy
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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burp polish

When someone burps on any surface & shines it with a piece of cloth. Derived from Boot polish.
Farty Sam is burp polishing his car windscreen & mirrors
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021
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Cuntogram

a graphical representation of readings taken using a cuntometer
The library has a vast collection of cuntogram from the victorian times
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society
Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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Turdistador

Hernan Cortez & his fellow turds that conquered Mexico & other parts of Americas
16 century turdistadors were primarily driven by greed
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021
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Creepmas

Creepy Christmas, when one of those creepy Christmas legends become true
Krampus: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Creepmas!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021
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putineshwar

A Nepali boy, named after Putin with a Nepali twist
Teacher: Putineshwar stop bullying your classmates, you can't just throw your weight around.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021
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