Urdu

A language that originated in India from fusion of Hindi with Farsi & Arabic, just as modern English derives up to 25% vocabulary from French.

Currently spoken in India & Pakistan. A language of Love, Romance & Beauty. A language you want to learn if you want to be a Hindi writer or poet & be able to express emotions more beautifully. Hindi's cooler cousin. Urdu & Hindi are mutually intelligible. Falsely believed to be a language of Muslims. It's spoken & loved by Indian & Pakistani muslims & non-muslims alike. If you consider French one of the most beautiful European languages, Urdu can be considered one of the most beautiful Indian languages.

Roxanne: For language studies, I wonder if I should opt for Hindi or Urdu
Deepika: Urdu is obviously the better choice

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 15, 2021

Sniffing Tom

A person who stealthily sniffs other people's butts without them knowing.

Sam: Jimmy was caught hiding under the couples bed. A sneaky Peeping Tom he is.
Jeremiah: No he is a Sniffing Tom, he was sniffing their butts when they were asleep.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 13, 2021

Cuntestant

someone who takes part in a competition, competing for the cuntiest cunt of the year award

Cuntisha is the most cunty cuntestant

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Batshit

Bat's feces

I pranked Amy by replacing her Civet Shit coffee beans (Kopi Luwak) with some batshit. She drank the brew & that's how she caught China virus.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

fuckghanistan

A lawless piece-of-shit land, whose men don't have enough balls to defend themselves.

Give a fuckghanistani a fish & you feed him for a day. Teach a fuckghanistani to fish & you starve him to death because that goddamn fuckghanistani simply denies to try feeding himself.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 16, 2021

Ahmed Shah Massoud

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.

Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

Sobek

Sobek is a crocodile god of Nile in Egypt. He can haunt you too.

Caleb from Geneva, New York was haunted & then possessed by Sobek when he visited a museum to see a mummy who was an Egyptian priestess protected by Sobek in her afterlife. To know more, use base64 decoder to decode this aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1zRS1BMlVfc1BhUQ==

by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021