Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

turdwinder

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Stiffmas

Festivities where horny Santa has a boner & he yells HO HO HO... while distributing condoms, dildos & buttplugs to naughty teens.

Ana: I can't wait for Stiffmas. I wan't santa to come down the chimney & poke me.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021

turdociraptor

derived from a prehistoric flightless raptor, a piece of turd that viciously attacks you

Jim: Tony, fuck off, don't be such a turdociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdbutter

The way steatorrhea usually manifests.

Amy has pancreatitis. She suffers from excess steatorrhea. Lab tests came positive for turdbutter.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021

turdmary

1) a herb that makes you dumb as a turd

2) a batch of rosemary gone bad

3) Rosemary grown using turd compost

Jim why did you bring a bunch of turdmary from the farmer's market?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

Buttwardhan

This is any guy (or a girl) whose surname is patwardhan, except that s/he is crazy about butts.

Hey look at that Buttwardhan, smaking that badonkadonk & poking his boner in all inappropriate places

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021

Turdminster

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times

I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021