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happy bunny

The kick-ass Bunny you'll find chillin' in places like Hot Topic and Zumiez. Says mean but true quotes, while remaining cute.
"I know how you feel, I just don't care"

"it's all about me, deal with it"

"I love boys, they're stupid"

"you suck and that's sad"

"i love everybody. except you pinheads"

"love sucks big time"
by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004
mugGet the happy bunnymug.

Heathcliff

The name of a fat orange cat from an 80s cartoon show, aired on Nickelodeon in the early 90s.
Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should terrify their neighborhood!
by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004
mugGet the Heathcliffmug.

Hilary Duff

A chunky prep with a fake voice and blonde hair, need I say more? The most overrated celebrity to ever walk the earth. Would be shit if Disney hadn't picked her up from the side of the road. Had the guts to wear converses in her "Why Not" music video.
by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004
mugGet the Hilary Duffmug.

Invader Zim

The greatest cartoon show ever made. Still airs on Nickelodeon every once in a while (frequently the first episode), but is aired every day on Nicktoons, usually more than once per afternoon.
I laugh at those who cannot watch Invader Zim because their family is too poor to order digital cable, yet they buy all the merchandise from Hot Topic anyway because they claim to be deticated fans.
by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004
mugGet the Invader Zimmug.

Hot Topic

A store located in the mall that used to be cool until about two years ago, when the ditzy preps got lost on their way to Old Navy. Some idiots that like to spread rumors say that Hot Topic is affiliated with The GAP. Of course, seeing as how there is no proof of this what-so-ever, if you confront this idea to any employees at either Hot Topic or The GAP, they will be baffled at your assumption.

Not everyone who shops at Hot Topic is a poser. Some of us just shop there to get stuff from the bands we like, such as Sublime, ICP, Deftones, etc. Or just to get Faygo 'cuz that's the only place around here the sells it.
Prep: Like, oh. My. God. My boyfriend would love this chain! My boyfriend is SUCH a tough guy, especially since he started shopping at Hot Topic! And his hair is spiked!

Me: Liberty spikes?

Prep: Like, no, silly! Like...Gelled up!

Me: Can he play the air guitar?

Prep: No, but he can play girls like no tomorrow!!!! Teehee.
by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004
mugGet the Hot Topicmug.

whipper snapper

Vice versa to you calling your grandparents old, wrinkly sacks of shit.
"Sup nigga POPS!"

"Eh? What's that? I can't understand none of this slangish hoo-ha you whipper snappers come up with every day! Eh heh heh. Now gather round my moldy rug and let's watch some real black n' white TV! Sorry my kitchen smells like old."

"Yeah...Whatever, you ancient fuck. Don't you have a museum to visit or a garden to plant or somethin'?"
by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004
mugGet the whipper snappermug.

The Ringmaster

ICP's second Joker's Card which features a very kick-ass gold clown with long, sharp claws and a top hat. It came after Carnival Of Carnage and before The Riddle Box.
If someone made a black sweatshirt with The Ringmaster on the front instead of The Riddle Box, I'd totally buy it.
by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004
mugGet the The Ringmastermug.

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