Judge Fudge's definitions

yatch

London term for catching someone doing something they shouldn't be.

1) bruv, my mum yatched me sneakin out the house last night. i'm grounded for a month...
2) when i yatch leah for cheatin on me, all this shit will be over.

by Judge Fudge August 3, 2006

turf

to reject someone or something. usually used when someone blanks someone in a conversation

1) dude you should have murked anna when she turfed you. she was bare harsh!
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.

by Judge Fudge September 8, 2008

feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.

1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.

by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005

wikitruth

truth which has been edited to suit the taste of the majority. aka 'majority truth'. Spawned by the popularity of user-edited sites such as wikipedia, wherein users can edit history as they please, the information remaining so long as others agree with them. consequently historical truth is altered to form 'wikitruth'.

wikitruth will result in a world where nobody knows the facts.

by Judge Fudge September 10, 2008

politics

the most evil and destructive force known to man.

politics has and will always hurt more people than it helps.

by Judge Fudge September 10, 2008

blounce

when you blaze, and then bounce on a trampoline. a source of infinite jokes times

easy homes, feel to come blounce round my yard tonight?

by Judge Fudge September 19, 2008

brunning

bunning + running = brunning, or, to brun. it's free running, aka parkour, but stoned. note: always attempt above a soft surface.

brunning makes me catch bare jokes.

by Judge Fudge September 19, 2008