Judge Fudge's definitions

dash

London slang. to throw violently, usually with the intention to hurt someone.

" he got mad and dashed the remote at me cos i came up behind him and slapped him in the head "

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

rahted

London slang. exclamation, meaning similar to like 'wow' or sum shit like that. expressing surprise.

dude a) theres some hench fight gwanin outside!
dude b) rahted! cumwego wit dem! (lets join in)

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

yatch

London term for catching someone doing something they shouldn't be.

1) bruv, my mum yatched me sneakin out the house last night. i'm grounded for a month...
2) when i yatch leah for cheatin on me, all this shit will be over.

by Judge Fudge August 3, 2006

feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.

1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.

by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005

blounce

when you blaze, and then bounce on a trampoline. a source of infinite jokes times

easy homes, feel to come blounce round my yard tonight?

by Judge Fudge September 19, 2008

tonc

London slang. especially north/east side (eg finsbury)
1) anything large
2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger

1): chek the toncness of my zut bro!
: trudat bruv
2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis

by Judge Fudge December 29, 2004

turf

to reject someone or something. usually used when someone blanks someone in a conversation

1) dude you should have murked anna when she turfed you. she was bare harsh!
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.

by Judge Fudge September 8, 2008