shawoddywoddy

British slang, especially used in the north of england, like yorkshire area. means blowjob/ milkshake
"ah sed to that lass go down and give me some good shawoddwoddy"
by Judge Fudge December 15, 2004
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creams

London slang. Means trainers, usually white.
Pharell William's from N.E.R.D. and The Neptunes recently created his own shoe, made by Reebok. very rare, and prices around $300-500. mentions it in 'drop it like it's hot': 'Uh, i'm a nice dude, wit sum nice dreams. see these ice cubes?' (cue shot of finger bling) 'see these ice creams?' (cue shot of the trainers on his feet.'
(dude b steps on dude a's trainers, by accident)
dude a: oi, don't fuck up my creams, man!
dude b: sorry
by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004
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fish

London slang. someone that:
1) does somethin stupid
2) is just a bit strange
dude a) man just tripped over my creams!
dude b) what a fish!
by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004
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tonc

London slang. especially north/east side (eg finsbury)
1) anything large
2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger
1): chek the toncness of my zut bro!
: trudat bruv
2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis
by Judge Fudge December 29, 2004
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turf

to reject someone or something. usually used when someone blanks someone in a conversation
1) dude you should have murked anna when she turfed you. she was bare harsh!
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.
by Judge Fudge September 08, 2008
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bump

London slang north/east sides (finsbury, edmonton
v. 'to bump'
1) 'to bump off somebody' is to beg shit off them
2) noun: 'bump' a glitch, sutin unfavourable that happens to you
3) noun: 'a bump' when you paid extra for sutin you didn't have to
1): bruv, send me the zut agen aigght?
: stop tryna bump it off me, bitch-ho
2): naw bro, thats such a bump! that man jus scored when Kiraly's injured down on the floor!
3): that hoody's top bro init! i got it 30£
: fuck that, thats such a bump, i got it 50 !
by Judge Fudge January 01, 2005
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wikitruth

truth which has been edited to suit the taste of the majority. aka 'majority truth'. Spawned by the popularity of user-edited sites such as wikipedia, wherein users can edit history as they please, the information remaining so long as others agree with them. consequently historical truth is altered to form 'wikitruth'.
wikitruth will result in a world where nobody knows the facts.
by Judge Fudge September 10, 2008
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