Jude's definitions

'munkfuck

When one party involved in sexual intercourse with another party penetrates a chipmunk's rectum with his phallus and proceeds to use said chipmunk as a prophylactic device for use in... fucking.

Dude, She's nasty. 'munkfuck or you'll get AIDS fo' sho.

by Jude October 23, 2006

kobesexual

a person, usually a California resident, who exhibits extreme feelings of desire and admiration for LA Lakers star Kobe Bryant

These damn kobesexuals are starting to annoy me.

by Jude August 13, 2004

eskobar

Crazy motherfucker that always seems to fall assbackwards into money and pussy. I hate that motherfucker, he doesnt do shit and is treated like a god.

Fuck you ted.

Fuck Eskobar, that clown aint shit.

by Jude April 6, 2005

zaint

zaint is a rapper from the south, and he is affiliated with the lost soulz, an underground rappers who bust rhymes and could flow like hell...

ey zaint.. throw some rhymes for me!! ayt?

by jude December 5, 2004

Gaybear

One who sends gay porn to unsuspecting friends via AIM.

Nalboner is such a gaybear

by Jude January 29, 2006

rementer

Someone of an intelect way too high for their own good, raising him above his peers. especially a nalboner's intellect

Don't go all rementer on us

by Jude January 19, 2005

Short Man's Syndrome

Aggression or needless bumptiousness displayed by a man below average height when it is perceived to be an attempt to compensate for his small size.

A shorter guy is constantly jostled in a crowd by an unthinking taller guy who sees over his head. Eventually, the shorter guy reacts aggressively by verbally abusing the taller guy. The taller guy is superciliously amused because the amount of aggression shown by the shorter guy is disproportionate to his presumed physical ability to carry through his threats. "Oh - it's short man syndrome".

by Jude April 28, 2004