Tart Wash

Washing only pits and pussy.

Time was of the essence, so she settled for a tart wash.

by Judas Cross March 16, 2020

Protein Scanner

A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.

We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.

by Judas Cross June 08, 2020

Voyeur Blocker

The little cover you put over your webcam to stop hackers from spying on you.

He hacked her webcam, but he couldn’t see anything because she had her voyeur blocker up.

by Judas Cross March 20, 2020