Dick- " Uhhhhhhhh.......... Is this OG Kush good? No. Wait. Should I get the Purps? No. Hold on. How about the train wreck? Should I just get that. Or maybe I should just split 5 bucks total."
Dock- " You're backing up the line you bud slug."
Dock- " You're backing up the line you bud slug."
by Juan Nutt March 23, 2011

Maurice: " Have you seen Roger around the condo gymnasium lately?"
Chad: " No. That queen bought a house in San Francisco and is now a total homoner."
Chad: " No. That queen bought a house in San Francisco and is now a total homoner."
by Juan Nutt March 17, 2011

Craig-" Damn... Joe sure got drunk tonight. I saw him leave the bar tonight with with a heinous lookin' bitch.
Mark-" What a horse slapper!"
Craig-" Whooooooooaaaaahhh Nelly!!!!!
Mark-" What a horse slapper!"
Craig-" Whooooooooaaaaahhh Nelly!!!!!
by Juan Nutt March 17, 2011

Matt: " Check out that little Italian dude putting the moves on that hot American breezy! "
Jimmy: " What a tool. "
Matt: " No... just a Euro! "
Matt: " Yeah. A 5 foot 3 europeeon. "
Jimmy: " I bet he's got a HUMMER. "
Jimmy: " What a tool. "
Matt: " No... just a Euro! "
Matt: " Yeah. A 5 foot 3 europeeon. "
Jimmy: " I bet he's got a HUMMER. "
by Juan Nutt October 30, 2011

A blow job
El Toro- " She sure has a pretty mouth!"
Ray- " Yeah...she might not have starred in "Deliverance", but she knows how to work the land snorkel."
Ray- " Yeah...she might not have starred in "Deliverance", but she knows how to work the land snorkel."
by Juan Nutt March 23, 2011
