Definitions by Juan Valdez

chicken fucker

A creepy navy rotc guy named Edgar who is desperate for any kind of female.

That creepy guy Edgar is a chicken fucker!

chicken fucker by Juan Valdez September 12, 2003

Piggin 

When a group of daring men bet to see who can bring home the fattest chick at the club.

Sex is optional and often a side bet.

Guy 1: You guys up for some piggin tonight?

Guy 2: fo shizzle my nizzle

Piggin by Juan Valdez April 8, 2003

fuckbag

Female version of wordfuckstick/word.

That Lonondasheequa is such a fuckbag.

fuckbag by Juan Valdez December 19, 2002

assgremlin 

A small mythological creature that causes hemhorroids and feeds off of the puss. See buttromper.

Jaret is an assgremlin. I'm bleeding to death thanks to Jaret's assgremlination.

assgremlin by Juan Valdez December 19, 2002