Juan Valdez's definitions

chicken fucker

A creepy navy rotc guy named Edgar who is desperate for any kind of female.

That creepy guy Edgar is a chicken fucker!

by Juan Valdez September 12, 2003

Jank

Something that is really fucking bad or really fucking good, depends on the context. Can be used more than once in a sentence. Can be used as any part of speach

Dude, that shit is jankety ass.

That's jank yo.

That jankety jank jank is totally jank ass.

by Juan Valdez September 14, 2003

filapenis

Albanian word for filipino because they don't know no better, and can't pronounce it right.

Hey filapenis, come over here!

by Juan Valdez October 9, 2004

surreal

a word so-many people who want to sound smart through around like a rag-doll

surreal actually means having an oddly dreamlike quality but tell that to every carriebien travel commercial EVER

by Juan Valdez January 14, 2004