Definitions by Jtron 3000

Clitty Litter 

Vaginal debris. Found in and around a women's underwear.

"Get the scoop, my girlfriend left some clitty litter in my hamper."

Clitty Litter by Jtron 3000 September 28, 2005

Eighteen Spoker 

A very hairy asshole.

"So last night I got with this girl and she had an eighteen spoker in her pants."

Eighteen Spoker by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

Aztec Two-Step by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Interior Decorating 

To slap a bit of white around the womb using the naughty paintbrush.

Friend 1 "Hey Picasso, did ya do any interior decorating last night?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, with your mom, zing."

Interior Decorating by Jtron 3000 September 15, 2005

Check the Roast 

To see if what you've been baking in your intestine is ready to come out.

"Ouch! I need to check the roast, excuse me for a moment."

Check the Roast by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

Heave a Havana

To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.

"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."

Heave a Havana by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

Up Periscope 

Bathtime game for up to one person.

"Up periscope, now dive, dive."

Up Periscope by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003