Jtron 3000's definitions

Clitty Litter

Vaginal debris. Found in and around a women's underwear.

"Get the scoop, my girlfriend left some clitty litter in my hamper."

by Jtron 3000 September 28, 2005

Kruger

A scary hand job from a woman with extremely long fingernails.

"She scared the shit out of me with those kruger nails on my cock."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Eighteen Spoker

Hairy asshole resembling a bicycle wheel.

"I thought I was fucking a man when I saw her eighteen spoker."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Blooming Onion

The used and abused asshole of a slut job whore.

"Man, when she took of her dress and asked me to fuck her in the bum, my eyes popped out when I saw that blooming onion staring at me."

by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003

Canandian Beltbuckle

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.

"I popped a boner in class so I used the old canadian beltbuckle manuver to get out with dignity."

by Jtron 3000 October 1, 2003

Pillow Case

Fill one with door knobs or padlocks and you have yourself a nice weapon.

"Jack, go get my pillow case and the door knobs, daddy as to knock some sense into your mother."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Stirring the Porridge

Sloppy seconds.

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003