Jt's definitions

blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

by JT April 16, 2005

Butt Boi

Butt boi is the king of the avengers for the anal retreet that is the backside of James.
Budd boi protects the gay and fucks the str8 in hope to make the world a frilly place with loads off rainbows and skittles

Is it a plain, is it a bird, no! its BUTT BOI

by JT June 29, 2004

Blizzforums

Blizzforums is a close knit message board community devoted to bitching about stuff that sucks and saying how much Starcraft rules. Points of interest include Chit Chat, where most of the spamming occurs, and Serious Discussion, where the discussion is not serious. Usual topics include how much Bush sucks/rules, and how much God sucks/rules. It also features a long, sordid history of people getting publicly banned, long standing feuds, and ginormous flamewars. In other words, very amusing to watch.

Famous BF Members-

Chaos- mod. Serious asshole. Will debate even when there's nothing to debate. Possible cause for "brain drain" of BF.

Dark Magneto- Conspiracy alarmist. Now enlightening the masses about peak oil.

WinAce- former member, but does chime in from time to time. Very fucking smart. Basically the closest to an atheistic apologist.

Redcloak- admin. One of the few ones left (the others were banned in a huge event), basically just posts pictures in the chick thread.

Protosschick99- former member. Crazy Christian fundie. Also one of six females to post on site.

Jedi_Templar- yours truely. Sees himself as a rebel with a cause, but doesn't make that much of an impact.

by JT February 24, 2005

Half Pint

A person so pathetic he can only consume a half pint of beer.

Yo Half Pint, stop baby sittin' it!

by JT November 11, 2003

the camel

women is givin a guy head, he blows in her mouth, she pulls back and spits it in the guy's eye

my bitch was givin me head and after i blew in her mouth, she pulled a camel on me!

by jt April 13, 2005

asian assassinz

think their all cool and hip. they think their soo good looking while their just all a bunch of lil kids roamimg around the streets doing nothing.

i'm AA i run around and try to stab people s o i can be cool!

by jt December 6, 2004

Salty Piss Flaps

very accurate depiction of the vagina

that girl pisses so much, she's got salty piss flaps cuz of it.

by JT April 25, 2005