100 definitions by Jt

zurt

A synonym for "idiot"

Don't be such a zurt

by Jt September 8, 2004

Chodum

The words 'chode' and 'scrotum' mashed together to make an amusing-sounding insult.

"Dude, Matt, you're such a chodum."

by Jt August 25, 2004

statistics

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

by Jt July 14, 2003

blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

by Jt April 16, 2005

scio

To be known and unknown at the same time, its a latin word. can mean mysterious or shadow

Not really used as anyting more than a title, or in general speech..see sciophobia; the fear of shadows.

by Jt February 16, 2005

finger darts

to rapidly thrust your finger or fingers into a womans pussy. Then smelling the finger/fingers
for men to rapidly thrust your finger or fingers into another mans ass. Then smelling the finger/fingers

While at the movies I had the urge to play finger darts with my girlfriend.

by Jt October 3, 2006

The Rock

A crappy radio station that was once good and played rock from the 70s, 80s, 90s and now such as Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Def Leppard, Queen, Van Halen, Nirvana etc

Now plays crappy punk rock, emo, nu-metal and pop

Change the station... please!

by Jt September 16, 2004