Jsaid's definitions

os x

An extraordinarily slow operating system that is very secure. The closest Windows comes to it in terms of not crashing is Windows 2000 Pro. But basically all Windows operating systems since 3.1 are better than anything Mac has made.

Pick your poison, an os that never crashes but never lets you get anything done or an os that you can use that may crash every once in awhile.

by Jsaid June 12, 2005

caligula

Third emporer of Rome. Sick mofo. Also kinda really crazy. Committed incest with his three sisters. Whenever he kissed one of his lovers, he said "This lovely neck will be chopped as soon as I say so."

Caligula made his horse a senator.

by Jsaid May 9, 2005

ender's game

The book that makes you like a mass murderer.

Ender's Game is one of my favorite books about all time. Why do I still love the mainn character when he destroys an entire race?

by Jsaid July 8, 2006

myspace

As with other blog sites, the crack of the internet. I will not admit it has conquered my soul until I make a post about my feelings.

myspace and other blog sites are for whores. Myself included.

by Jsaid January 16, 2005