Jr's definitions

ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

by jr December 11, 2004

penjoy

a cool way hip people who wear decorative ties say enjoy

Mr. Reardon penjoys a yummy glass of red tea.

by jr February 23, 2005

nigger wad

a shitload of one dollar bills with a twenty on the outside

fool thinks he's got pimp money, but thats just a nigger wad.

by jr December 11, 2004

crack buffet

dumpster dining in the ghetto

shit, bobby is on the crack buffet again.

by jr December 11, 2004

femae

what vampires call a female woman

Mr. Reardon saw a hot looking femae in his bat cave.

by jr February 22, 2005

... as balls

used to desribe something to the extreme

it is hot AS BALLS out here

by jr June 11, 2006

ven-tee

large, as given by Foamy!

I don't want a ven-tee cup of coffee, I want a large!

by JR January 6, 2005