pervertified

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

by jpatt February 23, 2005

shack

shack v. intr.

to spend the night at someone's place, sleep in the same bed, and mess around. sex may or may not occur.

"I shacked with him four nights last week, so I think things are getting pretty serious."

by jpatt December 24, 2004

slup

a college slut who only gets it on with fratastic guys. generally wears designer jeans, silky tank tops, and stiletto heels.

Do her sorority sisters know how many guys that slup hooked up with at the Delt house?

by jpatt February 09, 2005

AIDS-ED TF OUT

When anything is FUBAR

My Samasung A15 is AIDS-ED TF OUT

by Jpatt February 08, 2025

walk of lame

when you pass out somewhere and have to walk home in last night's clothes looking like you shacked up with someone when in actuality you slept alone in a puddle of your own vomit.

"That's last night's dress. You doing the walk of shame?"
"More like the walk of lame-- I passed out in the frat house bathroom alone."

by jpatt December 24, 2004

shacky

a noun derived from the verb shack (see defintion 1 and 4)

a shacky is never taken seriously. he or she is someone that you mess around with frequently, but feel no emotional ties to. a shacky may begin to act as your significant other and may even buy you dinner, but shackys can never ascend to the level of boyfriend/girlfriend. never. they are you shacky, and you keep them in their place.

"You spend a lot of time over at Steve's place. Is he your boyfriend?"

"Fuck no! He's just my shacky."

by jpatt February 06, 2005

Volumptuous

voluMptuous (please note the 'm')

Unlike a voluptuous chick's body which can be somewhat hot in a curvy and feminine way, the volumptuous chick is just fat and lumpy.

-She was pretty hot, in a voluptuous sort of way.
-More like voluMptuous, that girl was a fatass.

by JPatt April 17, 2006