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Hangover

Something that Ted Kennedy is immune to. This guy is so drunk, brewries have to work double-overtime! He has been drunk so many thousands of times he never feels hangovers anymore.
Anyways, hangovers are the physical results of drinking too much alcohol the night before. A hangover is usually a throbbing headache, that may feel like a migraine.
Some guy: Oh, my head. I hate hangovers.
His girl: Here, hon. Take a chasir caplet.
by Journey Fan August 13, 2004
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Dog Log

Another, rhyming term for dogpile and dog shit. This is canine fecal matter that is usually found in your front yard or on sidewalks.
I should probably stop feeding my dog so much; he's crapping out dog logs like an Uzi empties a clip. It's everywhere!
by Journey Fan February 7, 2005
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Git Er Done

The latest, most irritating slang term today that is sweeping over parts of the US like a plague. Only rednecks, cowboys, stars of The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, The Sons of Confederate Veterans, and other total freaks say this. I will be relieved when this idiotic phrase is finally burned out, hopefully in the next two years.
I think the fact that they named that "movie" the Blue Collar Comedy Tour is quite insulting to actual middle and lower-class citizens who fall under the Blue Collar status and live in Northern states and cities. Now many morons out there will expect EVERY blue-collar person being like those Southern, redneck-talkin jackasses on that movie.
by Journey Fan September 15, 2004
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Terri Schiavo

This lovely lady was brought into this unfortunate situation a decade and a half ago. Now it is the liberals and the asshole husband of Terri, Michael Schiavo who are allowing and even supporting the murder of this disabled, brain-damaged (but NOT braindead) woman.
She was a devout Catholic, so the tens of millions of other American Christians and God are seriously concerned about this horrible act against humanity. There is no doubt about it, God is MAD, especially since this is one of his believing children! If Jesus were walking around today, she wouldn't be in this condition (which Michael Schiavo put her in, by the way) because he could and DID perform miracles. It's not our fault, or hers that she is in this condition and therefore unable to please that bastard husband of hers. What's worse, that adulterer has been going out and cheating on her for all of these long years. Some dedicated husband he is, eh?
God is not pleased by these inhumane acts being taken against Terri Schiavo. The people responsible for this will surely pay in time.
by Journey Fan March 25, 2005
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Hank Hill

A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals than others. His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.
Hank: Dammit Dale! I'm gonna kick yer ass!
Me: Why does it always have to be about you and asses? (laughter)
by Journey Fan May 29, 2005
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Feel It Hard

This is a phrase that can be added on to an insult, or a snap against someone's mama. It basically means to take something painfully or be hurt by it (what the person has had said to them), and increases the impact and effect of the insult by the user.
It would be nice to have a blowjob from your mom. feel it hard.
by Journey Fan October 25, 2004
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