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clock

A device that tells time; a descendant of the sundial, which was an ancient instrument that was used to tell time, employing the use of shadows and the sun. Today's clocks either come in the form of electronic, digital clocks with alarms; wall clocks powered by batteries that use the classic "hand" design; and watches of many designs and face colors, or has a chain connected to it and a click-closing lid, known as a pocketwatch. These watches are useful when you have to meet someone somewhere at a specific time.
1.) The clock on the wall says its 12:45.

2.) Are you kidding me? this watch is a classic! It's a Romex; they don't make Romex's anymore.
by Journey Fan October 26, 2004
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Strom Thurmond

A century-old moron from South Carolina who was a member of the Seperatist Party. One of his accomplices was Trent Lott. The old crochety little bastard.
Hah! Ah'm Storm Thurrrmond! I hate blacks! Hur hur hur hur......auuuggghh! NURSE! AH BROKE MAH HIP AGAIN!!!!
by Journey Fan October 26, 2004
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Feel It Hard

This is a phrase that can be added on to an insult, or a snap against someone's mama. It basically means to take something painfully or be hurt by it (what the person has had said to them), and increases the impact and effect of the insult by the user.
It would be nice to have a blowjob from your mom. feel it hard.
by Journey Fan October 25, 2004
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Hicks

(THIS IS THE OTHER HALF OF THE COMPARISON BETWEEN REDNECKS AND HICKS)

A Hick:
-May or may not be intelligent or somewhat educated
-Doesn't go to KKK meetings
-May or may not be imbreeded
-Wears overalls and straw hats
-Doesn't always wear shoes
-Are lucky to have a computer
-Might be seen chewing on a hay straw
-Doesn't drink beer; drinks moonshine
-Doesn't live in trailer parks like rednecks; quite a few live in suburban houses, but most live in the southern foothills, Appalachia, and vast farmlands throughout the Midwest.
-Is less racist and bigoted towards differences, but is still serious about defending whatever their particular way of life may be
-Are usually more hospitable, especially in the mountains of the South, or the massed farms of the Midwest.
-Aren't always as violent as rednecks.
I went down to eastern Tennessee and saw a bunch of hillbilly-ish people, but they were all nice to me, and they were all wearing shoes. I heard some talking about how stupid the KKK was...
by Journey fan August 12, 2004
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Chong The Load

This means you that you open and swallow the load of cum during oral sex.
From a joke: ....please caress my balls, if you don't you chong the load.
by Journey Fan September 16, 2004
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Hank Hill

A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals than others. His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.
Hank: Dammit Dale! I'm gonna kick yer ass!
Me: Why does it always have to be about you and asses? (laughter)
by Journey Fan May 29, 2005
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