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Definitions by Journey Fan

A device that tells time; a descendant of the sundial, which was an ancient instrument that was used to tell time, employing the use of shadows and the sun. Today's clocks either come in the form of electronic, digital clocks with alarms; wall clocks powered by batteries that use the classic "hand" design; and watches of many designs and face colors, or has a chain connected to it and a click-closing lid, known as a pocketwatch. These watches are useful when you have to meet someone somewhere at a specific time.
1.) The clock on the wall says its 12:45.

2.) Are you kidding me? this watch is a classic! It's a Romex; they don't make Romex's anymore.
clock by Journey Fan October 26, 2004

Feel It Hard 

This is a phrase that can be added on to an insult, or a snap against someone's mama. It basically means to take something painfully or be hurt by it (what the person has had said to them), and increases the impact and effect of the insult by the user.
It would be nice to have a blowjob from your mom. feel it hard.
Feel It Hard by Journey Fan October 25, 2004

Chong The Load 

This means you that you open and swallow the load of cum during oral sex.
From a joke: ....please caress my balls, if you don't you chong the load.
Chong The Load by Journey Fan September 16, 2004

Git Er Done 

The latest, most irritating slang term today that is sweeping over parts of the US like a plague. Only rednecks, cowboys, stars of The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, The Sons of Confederate Veterans, and other total freaks say this. I will be relieved when this idiotic phrase is finally burned out, hopefully in the next two years.
I think the fact that they named that "movie" the Blue Collar Comedy Tour is quite insulting to actual middle and lower-class citizens who fall under the Blue Collar status and live in Northern states and cities. Now many morons out there will expect EVERY blue-collar person being like those Southern, redneck-talkin jackasses on that movie.
Git Er Done by Journey Fan September 15, 2004

Hangover 

Something that Ted Kennedy is immune to. This guy is so drunk, brewries have to work double-overtime! He has been drunk so many thousands of times he never feels hangovers anymore.
Anyways, hangovers are the physical results of drinking too much alcohol the night before. A hangover is usually a throbbing headache, that may feel like a migraine.
Some guy: Oh, my head. I hate hangovers.
His girl: Here, hon. Take a chasir caplet.
Hangover by Journey Fan August 13, 2004
(THIS IS THE OTHER HALF OF THE COMPARISON BETWEEN REDNECKS AND HICKS)

A Hick:
-May or may not be intelligent or somewhat educated
-Doesn't go to KKK meetings
-May or may not be imbreeded
-Wears overalls and straw hats
-Doesn't always wear shoes
-Are lucky to have a computer
-Might be seen chewing on a hay straw
-Doesn't drink beer; drinks moonshine
-Doesn't live in trailer parks like rednecks; quite a few live in suburban houses, but most live in the southern foothills, Appalachia, and vast farmlands throughout the Midwest.
-Is less racist and bigoted towards differences, but is still serious about defending whatever their particular way of life may be
-Are usually more hospitable, especially in the mountains of the South, or the massed farms of the Midwest.
-Aren't always as violent as rednecks.
I went down to eastern Tennessee and saw a bunch of hillbilly-ish people, but they were all nice to me, and they were all wearing shoes. I heard some talking about how stupid the KKK was...
Hicks by Journey fan August 12, 2004