Joshiro007's definitions

RULE #1

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#1:

Hurt me once, shame on you.
Hurt me twice, shame on ME.

by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003

FUNGUS

Someone who is lazy and does nothing all day (someone who just sits around and rots).

Freakin FUNGUS is still living at home, shit!

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

Gone

Ebonics for sayin "bye" while leaving a message.

Yeah, wassup. It's goin down tonight so I just wanted to give yall a headz up, aightz?? GONE!

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!

1. To be state to someone that they got you in a very, VERY bad situation. 2. To tell someone that you totally disagree with them.

1. Man, shit! I let you borrow my card and you maxed that shit out?! Bitch, YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!!!

2. You think that I'm gonna double date with yo fine-ass girlfriend's fat nasty sista just so the two o you can get out tonight? Man, nigga...YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

scoop

Cali term meaning to pick someone or some people up.

Yeh, aightz bro! I'm down for that shit! You want me to SCOOP you up?

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

payback

The act of revenge.

This is PAYBACK for cheating on me, beeyatch!!

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

HALF-BAKED

Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003