Definitions by Joshie G.
Runners bowels
(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water
After completing the marathon, Matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.
Runners bowels by Joshie G. April 23, 2010
School Lunch
Somthing kids on a closed campus school are forced to eat. Usually of sub-par quality and overpriced. If one finds the main options too repulsive, they can go for the bank breaking a la carte option. which consists of bagels, juices, chips etc. Main courses consist of, but are not limited to, the following items
-Burnt, overcooked tater tots
-Dry, gag-inducing hamburgers or chicken sandwiches
-Ceasar Salad drenched in sauce
-Milk thats frozen in the carton
-Spaghetti,tacos, and nachos all using the same disgusing sauce
- Calzones that are dry, taste like cardboard and are with unknown substances
-Burnt, overcooked tater tots
-Dry, gag-inducing hamburgers or chicken sandwiches
-Ceasar Salad drenched in sauce
-Milk thats frozen in the carton
-Spaghetti,tacos, and nachos all using the same disgusing sauce
- Calzones that are dry, taste like cardboard and are with unknown substances
School Lunch by Joshie G. April 23, 2010
Rage Quitting
A conditon in which gamers, through steady provoking, simply cannot take being killed (cheaply or otherwise) anymore and leave a online game game mid-match. Mostly occurs in multiplayer first person shooters. I.E Call Of Duty or Halo.
Warning signs preceding this action include
-The throwing of said gamers controller
-Rampant punching of a sofa/love seat
-Yelling at family members/roommates
-Letting loose a stream of expletives and complaining over in-game chat
Warning signs preceding this action include
-The throwing of said gamers controller
-Rampant punching of a sofa/love seat
-Yelling at family members/roommates
-Letting loose a stream of expletives and complaining over in-game chat
Joe: Why is Jack leaving every call of duty match he gets into?
James: Oh, man thats a bad case of Rage Quitting
James: Oh, man thats a bad case of Rage Quitting
Rage Quitting by Joshie G. April 23, 2010
Game Winning Kill
The kill that wins the match in an online game. Most well known in the FPS, Modern Warfare 2, which accompanies every one showing a slow motion replay video that everyone must watch. Can consist of lame, average sprays, or simply unbelievable feats of awesomeness.
Game Winning Kill by Joshie G. April 23, 2010
Bathroom Poetry
Short, poetic like inscriptions scribbled with sharpie marker on bathrooms stalls/walls, that are appropriately of toilet humor nature. Bathroom poetry can be found in the restroom facilities of gas stations, campgrounds, bus depots, schools and airports, with the most original works done by the cleverest of bathroom patrons. Great for something to read while pinching one off.
Bathroom Poetry:
"Here i sit, so broken hearted, paid a dime, but only farted."
"Some come here to read the walls, I come here to jiggle
my balls."
"Here i sit, so broken hearted, paid a dime, but only farted."
"Some come here to read the walls, I come here to jiggle
my balls."
Bathroom Poetry by Joshie G. April 23, 2010