Rug Pirate

When you're having intercourse with a girl, you ejaculate in her eye. She then proceeds to hold one eye yelling, "arr!", whilst she hits the floor.
We were watching pirates of the carribean, when I gave her a Rug Pirate
by Josh May 22, 2004
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the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!
Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!
by josh January 14, 2005
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hot beef injection

The proper prescription for whatever ails your lady friend.

If excessive talking occurs, administer orally.
Come on Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?
by josh February 18, 2003
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GWAR

by josh September 16, 2003
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gesso

Cum,Jizz,Sperm,or any white gooy shit that comes out of a dingaling
Regan loves the squatchy taste of gesso
by josh November 29, 2003
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weeni

plural form of the word "weenis"

an elbow
Look at Joe's weeni.. they are so pointy!
by Josh May 18, 2004
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dope

A band that remixes 80's songs
Dope says "Now or Never"
by Josh April 26, 2004
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