5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.
Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.
by Josh July 10, 2004
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Emo Kegstand

1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.

2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards
1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!

2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.
by Josh December 04, 2004
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didi mao

by Josh April 11, 2005
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metro

The act of taking longer than your girfriend to get ready and also you like to paint your toenails.
Bill Stasney is sooooo metro.
by Josh January 14, 2005
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lazy

me
"Josh was the laziest senior at ASMS...I'm suprised he graduated," said the senior.
by Josh April 29, 2003
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Dih

Ok, talk to you later, dih
by Josh July 03, 2003
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dsl

HAHAHA that guy has some DSL
by Josh February 11, 2005
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