yazmine

No girl can ever be as beautiful and smart as she is.

She is the most beautiful girl I will ever know.

by josh October 12, 2004

grr

a word often used by aggravated/vertically challenged people, most commonly in response to their attractive friend being annoying

C.J : Grrr...Josh !!!!

by Josh April 28, 2004

bunkered

Getting shot up close in paintball because you suck

You just got bunkered, newb

by Josh June 17, 2004

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 22, 2005

definistration

A>to remove windows and replace with linux
B> to masturbate

"i just definistrated on my computer"

by Josh April 26, 2004

shed hed

a person with a massive fukin head.

"god that johannah has got a shed hed, its huge"

by josh April 26, 2005

one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.

Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night

by Josh May 04, 2004