Josh 's definitions

lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.

What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!

by Josh December 1, 2004

foodslut

1. a fat slut
2. the people who consistently eat the buffet at dominos
3. a growing percentage of america

Man: I just thought you were some random foodslut.
Woman: I'm not a fucking foodslut.

Man: The surgeon general has just issued a new study that indicates the percentage of foodsluts in America is on the rise.

Child(slang): But mom, I don't want to go to that camp - only foodsluts go to that camp.

by Josh November 27, 2003

Gagne

The Closer for the Dodgers. Also Known as The Dog

Eric Gagne, a.k.a The Dog, got another save for the Dodgers tonight

by Josh August 13, 2004

dodgeball

A very good movie
also a game played in gym class which can cause injury or even DEATH poor kenny always dies

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"

by Josh February 11, 2005

poil

cancer treating pill usually snorted thru a momo tube by a black/minority with a mitsubishi and html skillz, most poil users have mystery dads.

let's go bust a poil, money.

by josh August 10, 2003

redneck

The true people of the world today. We dont give a hoot how yall feel.

Josh is a redneck

by josh October 17, 2003

Cleak

Another word for a fart.

I just cleaked really loud.

by Josh August 20, 2004