Josh's definitions

fannylicker

Someone who is extremely dumb... and licks fannies.

You are such a fannylicker.

by Josh July 9, 2004

warez

(n) Derived from either one of two sources:

software as in computer software

or

wares - An immaterial asset or benefit, such as a service or personal accomplishment, regarded as an article of commerce. ( typically a generic term for any number of items in a store's available merchandise )

The generic term warez (pronounced as "wares" with a z instead of s) denotes any of a number of illegal material that is distributed without the owner's consent (note; the owner of software is always the company, not the user) including but not limited to: software, games, music, eBooks, movies, emulator ROM files, etc.

note: category subdivided into such things as Gamez, Appz, Mp3z, etc

-How did you get that expensive software?
-It's warez.

I was downloading some warez the other day and I found this virus in one.. ;)

by Josh October 4, 2003

diced

A word that means 'disconnected', coming from the abbreviation 'd/ced' by turning the / to an i.

<someguy>wb dude
<otherguy>thx man, i got diced

by Josh November 24, 2003

dutch oven

When you close the windows of a car and smoke marijuana in it until it fills up with smoke.

We dutched that car up good didn't we

by josh May 13, 2005

carrot weiner

When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.

Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!

by Josh June 6, 2005

bonecrusher

kizzy rapper

never scared

by josh December 8, 2003

no fake

without a doubt realistic and true in meaning.

This term originated from the deep roots of Essexville, MI during a casual Sunday night at youth group.

"That's no fake man."

by josh April 1, 2005