jedisplain

Constantly talking about STAR WARS movies to an uninterested audience.

"Man, Dave will NOT stop jedisplaining about Luke in the last movie. That dude needs a girlfriend."

by JormanThoad January 10, 2018

shenanigans man

That friend of yours who gets everyone else in trouble.

Shenanigans Man got me to crash that bachelorette's party last night and now I'm late for work.

by JormanThoad May 22, 2017

mister positivity

You know me; I can't complain.

"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."

by JormanThoad July 14, 2020

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

by JormanThoad February 28, 2018

bikinis and spacesuits

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.

"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

Space Ireland

When you're done with dating.

"I have had it with men. I'm going to Space Ireland!"

by JormanThoad December 22, 2017

Is your grandmother Japanese?

Complete disbelief at your lack of situational awareness.

"Oh my God, do you know where you are? Use the handrail on the escalator. Is your grandmother Japanese?"

by JormanThoad December 01, 2020