Definitions by Jordan The Rooster
Stinking Arnold
Stinking Arnold by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009
Shvitzing Arnold
The insertion of a mechanical pencil into a female's anus, then clicking the pencil (at least) once.
"I gave Joanne the shvitz last night."
"Baby, lemme give you the shvitzing arnold... it's all the rave in south Bali"
"Baby, lemme give you the shvitzing arnold... it's all the rave in south Bali"
Shvitzing Arnold by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009
Snipping Arnold
The insertion of a pair of scissors into a female's anus, then opening the scissors just a pinch, allowing the anus to expand minorly for a short period of time.
"Throw some lube on those scissors for when we decide to perform the snippy-snip-snip tonight"
"Hey, we've been together for 3 months now... can I please give you the snipping arnold?"
"Hey, we've been together for 3 months now... can I please give you the snipping arnold?"
Snipping Arnold by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009