JorDAN's definitions
Canadian, British, and American armies landed on Gold, Juno, Sword, Utah, and Omaha beaches in northern France in attempt to breach the German defences protecting their western flank. Unfortunately for the mother fucking Nazi's, our bad ass Westerners knocked them the fuck out. About 110 000 soldiers landed on June 6th 1994 and about 10 000 became casualties. The Americans had particular difficulty securing Omaha beach where German defences mowed down their soldiers with supressive machine gun, mortar and airial fire.
Luckily for us, we fucking rock and we rocked those fudge packing Nazi's all the way back to Berlin and squeezed them between the left ass cheek of the Canadians, British, and Americans and right ass cheek of the Russians.
FUCK YOU ADOLF HITLER!
Luckily for us, we fucking rock and we rocked those fudge packing Nazi's all the way back to Berlin and squeezed them between the left ass cheek of the Canadians, British, and Americans and right ass cheek of the Russians.
FUCK YOU ADOLF HITLER!
Nazi: Hey look, it's the Canadians
Nazi 2: Hey look it's the British
Nazi 3: Hey look it's the Americans
Nazi 4: Hey look we're gonna fucking die!
Adolf Hitler: Give me Canadian men and American equipment and I'll win the war.
Canada rules!
I purpose for the unification of America and Canada to become the "United Sates of North America"....we'll take over the world.
Nazi 2: Hey look it's the British
Nazi 3: Hey look it's the Americans
Nazi 4: Hey look we're gonna fucking die!
Adolf Hitler: Give me Canadian men and American equipment and I'll win the war.
Canada rules!
I purpose for the unification of America and Canada to become the "United Sates of North America"....we'll take over the world.
by Jordan January 6, 2004
Get the d-daymug. 1 Awesome in video games (Halo2 is most common) can also be linked with "gosu".
2 A disciple of Pro4
2 A disciple of Pro4
by Jordan March 3, 2005
Get the dekinemug. a designer drug that alleviates all inhibitions and leaves the person who took it in an extreme state of euphoria, bliss. 'e' (slang for ecstasy) is mind-expanding, and is best accompanied with techno music.
i love ecstasy
by jordan December 3, 2003
Get the Ecstasymug. Something Ms. Christian says when shes angered. Maybe its suppose to mean fuck in her world but you never know...
Also known as Fribble dibble
Also known as Fribble dibble
by Jordan May 16, 2004
Get the Fribblemug. F.A.G Fine ass Girl, a pretty girl with lots of confidence, really say it around people that know about it cuz if not other people will think ur gay i think i dunno but i say !Fine Ass Girl! thats me!!
by Jordan May 13, 2005
Get the F.A.Gmug. When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.
Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."
by Jordan November 28, 2021
Get the Barley Fairymug. Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
by Jordan January 25, 2004
Get the Canadamug.