Definitions by Jonty

monster times 

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green

"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"

monster times by Jonty September 8, 2004

baseball bat size 

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg

"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"

baseball bat size by Jonty September 8, 2004

War Machine 

A big dribbling wreck of a boy. Can't speak properly, and is probably the most stupid person in the world.

War Machine is a big stupid idiot.

War Machine by jonty May 29, 2004

kalakarashnikov 

an offensive name ofr a russian

shuddup you bloody kalakarashnikov, even georgia beat you in rugby

kalakarashnikov by jonty October 16, 2003

gundi-pun 

1)To rub grass or similar on another person's thigh
2)The word said when someone gundi-puns someone else.

NOTE:A popular abbreviation for this word is "gundi"

1) Hey i just gundi-pun'd davis
2) man 1:"Gundi-pun!"
man 2:"what are you doing!"
man 1:"rubbing grass on you"
man 2:"oh, okay"

gundi-pun by jonty October 14, 2003

mukai 

The language of the mukai's.
It replaces most vowels with a very exclusive sound not able to be described with english letters. The speaking of mukai is very flexible to change and is done in a mon otonous highish pitched voice

stop speaking mukai man, its really annoying

mukai by jonty October 14, 2003