Blow me

When you get blowed

Me: blow me
No one:
Me: fine I’ll do it myself

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Jonson mcnally

A cool guy you should get to know

Jonson McNally is cool

Blow me

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Mind control

When you get controlled by some random ugly bitch named Auden

Ahhh I’m being mind controlled by an ugly bitch

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Fuck tit

When your having sex with someone and you don’t know who it is until after and it turns out to be your dad.

Me: let’s do this more often😏
Fuck tit

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Pole sex

When your in you how and out of nowhere a pole crashes right into the center of your anus

Me: lalala
Also me: ugh that pole feels goo
Pole sex try it

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Jacob

A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Sucking my dick

Something I want hot babes to do to me

Me: suck my dick
Hot babes: blowblowblowblowblow

Hot babes like sucking my dick

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019