Definitions by Jonson McNally

Black dicks 

Black dicks will always be bigger that white dicks exept for maybe my dads. I only know what his looks like because he rapes me daily. It feels good not gonna lie

Black people: we have the biggest black dicks

My dad: hold my beer

Black dicks by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Jerome syndrome

When you are taking a shut and you let a huge one rip and It’s so huge it blasts you through the roof onto a car which you poop on

Me: lalala I’m taking a shot
Also me: ahhhhhh I’m flying threw the roof and onto a care because I let a huge one rip

Damn Jerome syndrome

Jerome syndrome by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Mind control 

When you get controlled by some random ugly bitch named Auden

Ahhh I’m being mind controlled by an ugly bitch

Mind control by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Butt crack billy

A weird guy that has a huge butt crack and kidnaps kids making them go inside his buttcrack where he keeps them

Me: lalala
Butt crack billy: get in my butt
Me: please sir I don’t want to go in your butt

Butt crack billy by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Poopy butt

When you stick in in ten feet deep but she poops on your dick

Me: ugh ugh ugh
Me: takes my dick out
Me: why is my dick brown last I checked I was white

Poopy butt

Poopy butt by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Pole sex 

When your in you how and out of nowhere a pole crashes right into the center of your anus

Me: lalala
Also me: ugh that pole feels goo
Pole sex try it

Pole sex by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Pedophile Pete 

A weird pedophile that is socially akward and clueless about everything

He’s a dumbass

Me: Lalala
Also me: ahhh it’s a pedophile
Pedophile Pete: blow me

Pedophile Pete by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019