Jonny wa's definitions

blow monkey

A dealer of cannibus who travels to the requested destination in order to make the transaction. In order to avoid detection customers say can I have a taxi

"Can I have a taxi"
he replies yes or no.
He deals in scores £20

by Jonny wa November 28, 2004

tug ma i

I am gut backwards. refering to a person named gut. See definition for gut.

Gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut

by Jonny wa November 28, 2004

ganges

A short tempered man who gets confused between the river and the motorway network of india. He resides in the four-winds area of belfast

Shiny happy ganges holding hands. GANGES........hello fucker

by Jonny wa November 28, 2004

Ten deal

A measurement of cannibus resin. Usually purchased by 14-15 kids called 'poodle'. Costs £10

Can I have a ten? How much for a ten...fuck off you poodle-dicked cunt!!

by Jonny wa November 27, 2004

square dome

A human with a brick or square shaped head/hair cut. Often resembling creighton from red dwarf. All edges of the square head are at 90 degrees.

Look at that guy standing beside bones...he has a square shaped dome

by Jonny wa November 27, 2004