JonathanHitchcock's definitions

wankershmuck

When you are so fucking retarded people think you have have chromosomes instead of brain cells which are brother and sister.

"Bryan is such a fucking wankershmuck he told the girl i liked idgaf about her"
"Fuck that stupid bitch"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

Constaflabiorosis

How to describe long words you cant spell

"How do you spell the one word in the song that's like supercalifragilisticexpeladcoios"
"idk thats a constaflabiorosis"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

pronobono

when you fuck a girl laying on her back while youre doing a handstand

pronobono

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button

"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

nucleshitoriosis

when you stick your butthole in a microwave and it gets radiation poisoning so bad you constantly have shit smeared all over your clothes no matter how much you wipe

Did you hear john has nucleshitoriosis?

Oh, prayers up

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

bbl face

when you see somebody so bad that all your face muscles constrict and you look hot as shit

bbl face

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

russian okomoko gambit

when you grip eachothers legs and proceed to give a facial to a dog

wanna do a russian okomoko gambit?
YES!

by JonathanHitchcock January 25, 2023