Jonathan Pompadour's definitions

Baby Bird

When you receive a blowjob but you are not the slightest bit aroused. Your flacid and lifeless penis looks like a worm that a young birdling is pecking at.

That landcow of a girl was so nasty she was doing the baby bird until I threw her out.

by Jonathan Pompadour January 22, 2008

Seventy

When a father and son duo blow each other in the 69 position. 69 + an extra dick = 70.

I walked in on Mr. Johannson and his son doing the seventy. Damn, that's one happy family!

by Jonathan Pompadour January 22, 2008

saturday night special

When you sit in the front child seat area of a shopping cart and a wobo (woman hobo) proceeds to blow you while she is pushing the cart through the hood and collecting cans.

I got so wrecked the other night, someone told me I was seen with a wobo getting the ole saturday night special!

by Jonathan Pompadour January 22, 2008