Jon Reed's definitions

shit sandwich

What life is, and you have to deal with it.

Life's a shit sandwich, eat or starve.

by Jon Reed October 29, 2006

Paul Smecker

The FBI Agent from the movie The Boondock Saints.

His name is a kinda reversed version of "small pecker"

Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle!
Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag!

by Jon Reed March 29, 2007

cincinnati strikeout

When somebody strikes out after being pitched two strikes and four balls

The Indians just got robbed cause the up called a cincinnati strikeout

by Jon Reed July 3, 2007

in the mail

In progress, something that is in the process of being completed.

Stephanie: u can have jessika
JR: fuck no
Stephanie: she asked wut was wrong with her
Stephanie: she wants a whole list
JR: its in the mail

by Jon Reed July 31, 2006

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Great movie starring George Clooney. It's based on Homer's Odyssey but is set in Mississippi during the depression.

The One-Eyed Bible Salesman in O Brother, Where Art Thou? is definetly polyphemus the cyclops from the Odyssey.

by Jon Reed November 25, 2006

pre fucked

Something that was doomed from the start. Such as in a game or situation.

"We were playing euchre and I got a hand of 9s and 10s, that hand was pre fucked man."

by Jon Reed July 2, 2006

dibs

The most powerful force in the universe, it is used to call possession of a certain object or idea. There are very few things that trump dibs.

dibs on definition 1

by Jon Reed November 21, 2006