Definitions by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit

Lentalfic

Describing something that is deceptively simple in appearance but is actually intricate or complex when examined closely.

The lentalfic design of the puzzle seemed easy at first glance, but it took hours to figure out all the hidden layers.

Lentalfic by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit August 17, 2024

Florevity 

(noun)

Definition: The fleeting yet intense feeling of joy that arises from small, beautiful moments in nature, like the first bloom of a flower in spring or the gentle rustling of leaves on an autumn day.

As she wandered through the sunlit meadow, a sense of florevity washed over her, filling her heart with peace.

Florevity by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit August 17, 2024

Dord 

An accidental letter meant to be D or d meaning abbreviation for density but then got misread and put in the dictionary as Dord. It has since been taken out.

Dord is a topic Vsauce has discussed.

Dord by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit July 26, 2022

Woman

A person of Female anatomy with a uterus and a vagina

What is a woman?

Woman by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit May 17, 2022

Pre-Algebra

One of the useless forms of math. Comes before Algebra, which is both useless

Nerd: Hey, do you want to know what 5/0.2 of 67.82³
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....

Pre-Algebra by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 7, 2020

Lamp

A device used to light up and area of a room in your house.

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Lamp by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 3, 2020

Mario 

Yipee yo joe, He's a Mario brother, and plumbing's his game. He's not like the others who get all the fame. If your sink is in trouble you can call him on the double. He's faster than the others. You'll be hooked on the brothers. UH! Be hooked on the brothers. GiME gIMe, GimE GiMe! Yo! You're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats. You'll meet koopa's, and troopa's, the princess, and the others. Hanging with the plumber you'll be hooked on this brother. Do the breeeeeeen. Uh! Uh! I say ya hooked-hooked oooooooon the brother, the brother, the brother!

Nerd: Hey do you want to hear the entire Mario bro's theme, but it's only about Mario?
Guy: OH NO NOT YOU AGA...
Nerd: Yipee yo joe, He's a Mario brother, and plumbing's his game. He's not like the others who get all the fame. If your sink is in trouble you can call him on the double. He's faster than the others. You'll be hooked on the brothers. UH! Be hooked on the brothers. GiME gIMe, GimE GiMe! Yo! You're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats. You'll meet Koopa's, and Troopa's, the princess, and the others. Hanging with the plumber you'll be hooked on this brother. Do the breeeeeeen. Uh! Uh! I say ya hooked-hooked oooooooon the brother, the brother, the brother!
Guy: I ate you.

Mario by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 2, 2020