Jon Himself's definitions
by Jon Himself July 1, 2003

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.
Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

by Jon Himself March 28, 2003

by Jon Himself January 14, 2005

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.
the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.
the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.
I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
