Definitions by Jon Gould

amistake 

The act of ordering an item from Amazon.com and mistakenly sending it to the wrong addressee.

Today's mail brought yet another amistake to our doorstep--this time we received 3 bags of cat litter that my mom ordered online and mistakenly had sent to us. We don't even have cats!

amistake by Jon Gould May 25, 2014

amistake 

The act of ordering an item from Amazon.com and mistakenly sending it to the wrong addressee.

Today's mail brought yet another amistake to our doorstep--this time we received 3 bags of cat litter that my mom ordered online and mistakenly had sent to us. We don't even have cats!

amistake by Jon Gould May 24, 2014

eligibilize

The act of making someone, or a group of people, eligible for something.

If the State would only frickin' eligibilize more children, all children would have health coverage.
-Children's Alliance staffer, Sarah Cherin

eligibilize by Jon Gould May 28, 2006

abilation 

the material that is left behind when something sticky is removed from a surface.

When my son removed the sticker from the wall, he pointed to the stuff that remained on the wall and said, "Look Dad, an abilation."

abilation by Jon Gould April 21, 2006