Jon's definitions

nympho

The word basically means your roommates girlfriend who likes to have sex while your enjoying a nice game of madden in the same room. She also knows her boyfriend is extremely sick yet the sex freak she is decides its cool to be infested with bacterial parasites and have a crummy dick in her at the same time. End of story.

Natalie, stop trying to fuck Igor while he is throwing up you nympho!

by Jon February 11, 2005

cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think

I'm so totally not cogitating

by Jon January 18, 2004

Cuiab

''See you in a bit''

Msn:
Right dude CUIAB

by Jon November 3, 2004

puntas

Pimp who brings on the milkshake

My PUNTAS brings all the boys to the yard!

by Jon June 3, 2004

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003

shlongmo

A dick loving hippie who is needed to be assasinated up the ass

You need to kill that shlongmo

by Jon December 19, 2004

hai

An asian who is not good at normal asian activities.

Man, Hai sucks at math.

by jon February 12, 2004