Jon's definitions

the beatles

The only band that could bring you both Tomorrow Never Knows and Octopus's Garden, Helter Skelter and Please Please Me, Day Tripper and I Want to Hold Your Hand.

You can rock out to Paperback Writer and sing along with Yellow Submarine.

You don't have to like The Beatles, but if you think they're not a good group, then you must have issues.

Please please me like I please you.

He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

Turn off your mind, relax, and float down stream.

I'm back in the USSR!

Come together, right now, over me.

And in the end, the love you make, is equal to the love you make.

by Jon March 17, 2005

The Play

The biggest hosing in the history of college foootball.

The Play ended John Elway's college football career.

by Jon January 1, 2004

setromexual

the opposite of a metrosexual. a gay man who dresses porly and has no taste.

I can't believe Todd wore that shirt! He is such a setromexual!

by Jon October 25, 2003

JBJ

Jew Bag Jon


my nickname and well it all happened when we were in a park and we were just chillin and i was just named JBJ and now thats my nickname all over i also made it that is a person who doesnt care that he is a jew and likes to be made fun of.

yo pass the blunt JBJ

by Jon May 4, 2004

swipples

Like swass but with nipples! AKA sweaty nipples!

Dude, look! That chick over there has swipples! Gnarly!

by Jon May 13, 2005

spdst

Stupid People Do Stupid Things. Group from thunder bay, canada who do crazy stupid stunts and skits. they have a website (www.spdst.com) and a DVD called disarray from the bay.

Jumping off high things.. doing bodily harms is SPDST.

by Jon November 28, 2004

kentucky go faster

If it looks good it goes faster

Adding a Chrome air filter adds 10+ horsepower

by Jon June 11, 2006