Jon's definitions

pepsi

the urban coca cola

Yo mang, you be drinkin a pepsi.

by Jon December 28, 2003

goff

How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"

Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!

by Jon April 3, 2005

gug

A generous and loving mother-in-law and/or grandmother

(Question) "Hey kids, wanna go over to Gug's house?" (Answer) "Yipee!"

by Jon December 25, 2003

fluffes

Fluffes means to get someones attention, by fluffing them with something. That something can be anything, and you shouldn't include what it is. It is just a attention getter.

Morthy fluffes Joe|Away.

by Jon February 18, 2005

antiwar protestor

people who dont understand sitting there doing nothing never solved anything and if the U.S. considers a war we obviosly didnt find a way to make a peace treaty

hitler came to power trying to take over the world but war took place and people did something about it and killed hitler. anti-war people dont understand this concept

by jon May 4, 2003

mak

Short for a Macedonian person. See Macedonia here for a description of the country.

I'm a Mak from Macedonia.

by Jon February 7, 2005

barron nevermore

Barron Nevermore is the coolest guy on AIM. He is so 1337, and kicks ass to all who oppose him.

Man, Barron spanked my ass hard last night after I tried to fuck with him. ;

by Jon June 13, 2004