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Definitions by Jon 

Many see New York as the only city in the world. This is not true. But there is no doubt that it is a fantastic city. I grew up in a suburb north of New York City called Westchester, and taking the train to the city is the coolest feeling, seeing the ugliness of Harlem, or the beauty of 42nd street. It's really fantastic. And it's the home of Broadway. Broadway kicks ass.
Avenue Q and Assassins are the best shows in New York right now.
New York by Jon June 18, 2004

Grand Central 

An anomaly to me. It doesn't make sense. It is the largest train station in the world. It's one of the most gorgeous pieces of architect work and artwork in American history. It is a piece of art to walk through there. Yet it is only served by Metro-North Commuter Rail Road, the second largest commuter railroad in the nation. The first, Long Island Railroad, and not far behind New Jersey Transit, AND Amtrak ALL THREE operate out of Penn Station, a tiny basement under Madison Square Garden. Half of the tracks at Grand Central are empty. Why Amtrak was taken out of Grand Central is beyond me. The only reason Long Island Railroad and NJT aren't in there is because all tracks point north.
Grand Central has Metro-North Commuter Railroad, Subways (4)(5)(6)(7)(S), and lots and lots of shopping and food courts.
Grand Central by Jon June 18, 2004

Avenue Q 

1. Winner of the Tony Award for Best Musical, Best Score, Best Lyrics, and Best Book in 2004.
2. The funniest show I've ever seen on Broadway.
3. A parody of Sesame Street.

Abbr. "Q"
Holy fuck! Q beat Wicked at best musical!
Avenue Q by Jon June 18, 2004

barron nevermore 

Barron Nevermore is the coolest guy on AIM. He is so 1337, and kicks ass to all who oppose him.
Man, Barron spanked my ass hard last night after I tried to fuck with him. ;
barron nevermore by Jon June 13, 2004

spelling 

The correct arrangement of letters, to form words.
Sister: hey hey hey, wots dat?
Me: Type properly.
Sister: yer, w/e
spelling by Jon June 12, 2004
A placeholder word, used to facilitate conversation, usually only understood contextually by the participants of the conversation, and not by outsiders.
Hey man, can you hand me that action over there?

What's with this action?
action by Jon June 10, 2004
typically from new jersey, an italian who commonly uses way too much hair gel and has many homosexual tendancies, even though they pronounce themselves straight. commonly found in clubs and bars surrounded by gross easy chicks
"That fudgepacking gweedo is bout to get a foot up his ass."
gweedo by jon June 9, 2004